11. A long yellow hose.

Nothing better than a forever banana.
12. Bouncy balls.

I used to think about eating one of these all the time, but I never did it. Probably why I’m still alive today.
13. Those liquid tube things.

I’ll be honest, eating isn’t the only thing I thought about doing to these.
14.

Sorry, I can’t play Dungeons & Dragons. I ate my icosahedron.
15. String instrument resign.

Spread it on a violin, spread it on some toast. If you find a mosquito trapped inside, extract the blood from it and recreate dinosaurs.
16. Dishwasher tablets.

They’re no Tide Pods, but the tablets have more of a tangy vibe. Blue raspberry with a jawbreaker center.
17. 3500 year old bear amulet.

The gummy bear that started all gummy bears. This is Patient Zero.
18.

I’d dip a chicken tender in that.
19. Motor oil.

I mean, you can’t just dump it down the drain.
20. Drywall.

More like house frosting.