11. A long yellow hose.
Nothing better than a forever banana.
12. Bouncy balls.
I used to think about eating one of these all the time, but I never did it. Probably why I’m still alive today.
13. Those liquid tube things.
I’ll be honest, eating isn’t the only thing I thought about doing to these.
14.
Sorry, I can’t play Dungeons & Dragons. I ate my icosahedron.
15. String instrument resign.
Spread it on a violin, spread it on some toast. If you find a mosquito trapped inside, extract the blood from it and recreate dinosaurs.
16. Dishwasher tablets.
They’re no Tide Pods, but the tablets have more of a tangy vibe. Blue raspberry with a jawbreaker center.
17. 3500 year old bear amulet.
The gummy bear that started all gummy bears. This is Patient Zero.
18.
I’d dip a chicken tender in that.
19. Motor oil.
I mean, you can’t just dump it down the drain.
20. Drywall.
More like house frosting.