9.
I just remember shutting my eyes as tight as I could and screaming at the top of my lungs “I’M GONNA POOP! I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO POOP!”
—morganr4a498f7fd
8.
I got lippy with a nurse who asked if I’d like more popsicles. I said “Yeah, I would but bring me a f-king red one! F-k orange!”
—amandab4654adbd4
7.
Probably when I made my husband stop at Wendy’s before we went to the hospital. I was in labor but felt a violent craving for a triple cheeseburger. He looked at me like I was nuts but stopped anyway. I had contractions right there in Wendy’s but kept right on eating in between. The whole crew there stared at me like I was gonna push the baby out right there while munching down my fries lol.
—dhaverfield82
6.
I had been given some meds and when the male Dr. came to check my cervix I sad, “shouldn’t you buy me dinner first”? My husband just face palmed.
—elviag46dd3284f
5.
When my son was born, instead of “it’s a boy/ girl”, the first thing the nurses said was “wow those are big feet!”
—dresii
4.
My baby pooped in the birth canal.
—survivantfatale
3.
I had a full delivery room and my water broke all over my dad, my husband…and my Nana.
—hannahf4aa22ad95
2.
My mom was holding my pillow and comforting me when I had a really bad contraction. I tried to bite the pillow and ended up biting her arm, leaving a bloody blister.
—nikkig4f3188fbd
1.
It was after midnight and I was in the middle of a home birth in our third floor apartment. The baby had just started crowning when there was a knock at our door. To our complete shock, it was a COP! One of my neighbors had made a noise complaint!
—kristinscaddens
h/t BuzzFeed.
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