He’s yelling “What are you crying for ARE YOU GUILTY OF SOMETHING?”
And it probably would’ve been a long cycle of more yelling and more crying if two more cop cars and the sheriff’s car didn’t pull up behind them.
— Hermione Danger (@kelseybew_) April 25, 2018
So three other cops come up, and the sheriff. There’s a woman cop with her male partner, a third cop who cam in his own squad car, and the sheriff, who is the only person at this scene with any sense of duty for his job.
— Hermione Danger (@kelseybew_) April 25, 2018
One of the male cops asks what’s going on and boo boo tells them the cop wants him to get his phone out his pocket but he doesn’t want to reach himself and, you know, get shot. So a cop takes his phone out his pocket for him and hands it to the original douche-cop.
— Hermione Danger (@kelseybew_) April 25, 2018
When the cop who got the phone hands it off, original cop has the nerve to say “I wasn’t pointing my gun at him, I had my taser out.”
Boyfriend: pic.twitter.com/hVWPLbSlqf
— Hermione Danger (@kelseybew_) April 25, 2018
He says to them “Officers it was a gun. I know what an issued taser looks like because it looks like *insert description here* right?” When the sheriff confirmed he was right he went “Yeah, that officer had his gun on me.”
Officer: “I’m not going to argue with him about it” pic.twitter.com/jvDDqv2V7C
— Hermione Danger (@kelseybew_) April 25, 2018
So at this point, I’ve been blowing up his phone, because I told y’all he left the house at 10:30pm for a 40 minute drive and it’s now 2am
— Hermione Danger (@kelseybew_) April 25, 2018
The whole time he’d been begging the officer to just let him call me and tell me where he was and what was going on. He even asked if they could call me if he unlocked his phone. Finally after everyone ignored him, the sheriff let him use his phone to text me.
— Hermione Danger (@kelseybew_) April 25, 2018
I fucked up tho because I kept calling him so when he went to text me I called, he went “wait, she’s calling me-“ and the original officer YANKED his phone and threw it on the dashboard of his squad car.
— Hermione Danger (@kelseybew_) April 25, 2018
So the four officers go to the original officer’s car and have a ki ki while waiting on a damn K-9 unit to come search my boyfriend’s drug less car. They also breathalyzed him, because giving homeless men change obviously means you’re drunk.
— Hermione Danger (@kelseybew_) April 25, 2018
The cops leave him sitting on the side of the road, cuffed. Only the sheriff would sit with him.
And honestly im over cops as a whole at this point but this sheriff was so kind to him while everyone else treated him like a criminal. He sat right beside him and just talked.
— Hermione Danger (@kelseybew_) April 25, 2018
“I can understand why you’re so afraid. You’re a young black man, and I’m sure you aren’t a bad kid, you’re a good guy.”
Yeah dude…TELL THAT TO YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS.
— Hermione Danger (@kelseybew_) April 25, 2018
So finally the K-9 unit gets there. They start going through his car. HURLING shit out the car, throwing things everywhere, big ass Fido is taking up that lil ass Chevy Cruze tryna come up with some “treats”.
— Hermione Danger (@kelseybew_) April 25, 2018
Nothing. They ain’t find a damn thing. They all sat there for over an hour waiting on Cujo Adjacent to get there and bust a black man’s business wide open.
They thought. pic.twitter.com/f5mWlUMqLe
— Hermione Danger (@kelseybew_) April 25, 2018
So finally, after they’ve torn his car to shreds and lost a good third of his possessions (they literally threw his whole cooler from his trunk somewhere and he couldn’t even fucking find it) they uncuff him, give him his license, blah blah. No apologies. No “damn dawg my b”.
— Hermione Danger (@kelseybew_) April 25, 2018
Just left the man with a dirty car and sore wrists. They’d only even loosened his cuffs a bit after the sheriff got there.
The sheriff tho, for his credit, gave my man his info. Told him that they were in HIS jurisdiction and that he hadn’t done anything wrong and to call him-
— Hermione Danger (@kelseybew_) April 25, 2018