When the Doncaster Rovers Football Club— that’s soccer to all you— went up against Ebbsfleet United F.C. (aren’t the English quaint?) just over a week ago, Twitter did not pay attention to the riveting game or the foxy players. Instead, the jersey of Ebbsfleet central defender Yado Mambo was the topic of discussion. Can you figure out why?
ACTION | @JohnMarquis09 goes close for #DRFC against Ebbsfleet. pic.twitter.com/UYfkuNJuNR
— Doncaster Rovers FC (@drfc_official) November 4, 2017
Here’s a closer look:
If you’ve spotted the reason for Twitter’s ire, congratulations. You’ve probably heard music at some point in your life. Because as one Twitter user pointed out, imagine having a player with the last name ‘Mambo’ on your team, and giving him the number 18.
Imagine signing a player called Mambo and not giving him the number 5 shirt. Poor form from Ebbsfleet United. pic.twitter.com/ZFjVGlXRIV
— Joe (@RedAndWhite11) November 11, 2017
It’s not only a missed opportunity. It’s borderline blasphemous.
If I had the number 5 shirt at the club and he joined I’d insist on him taking it. Heads should be rolling for this.
— Joe (@RedAndWhite11) November 11, 2017
“It’s up there with Sp*rs not making Harry Winks No.40” added another Tweeter, which, in American, means Harry Winks of soccer team Tottenham Hotspur should’ve been given the number 40, because 40 winks. Millennials may not know this is an acronym for sleep. Also, no mate, it’s not right up there with that at all, Mambo’s wronging is way above that of Winks.
It’s up there with Sp*rs not making Harry Winks No.40
— LiAm (@LiAmTheEggman) November 11, 2017
To this, Yado Mambo himself replied with a laughing emoji, to which Joe replied with an apology for blowing up his Twitter:
I’m sorry to have given you this exposure mate. My notifications are pretty crazy right now.
— Joe (@RedAndWhite11) November 12, 2017
Ebbsfleet United had a joke of their own:
We largely do it to be difficult as @MistarrYads gets a big bonus every time someone mentions the fact he's not No.5. https://t.co/aavg2LiFit
— Ebbsfleet United FC (@EUFCofficial) November 11, 2017
Now Mambo is appearing on BBC radio to discuss his jersey number and also hopefully announce a petition we can sign to have it changed.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/Bpo9OfbPDE
— Mambović (@MistarrYads) November 13, 2017
I'll be live on BBC Radio Kent for talks about this Shirt number at 4:30pm😂😂 #Wow
— Mambović (@MistarrYads) November 13, 2017
To which we can only say…”I do ought to/Help change Yado’s number from 18 to something new/Cause you can’t run, you can’t hide/You’re gonna now be number 5.”