Well, GoT fans, the wait is finally over – Season 8 is officially here! Complete with 80-minute feature length episodes and, I would imagine, a whole bunch of boobs and death.
While you’re watching the clock patiently waiting for Sunday evening to roll around, why not check out a few of the best GoT products we could find around the web.
1. This sports bra that’ll remind any guy checking out your boobs at the gym that all men, especially him, must die.
Get it on Etsy.
2. A pair of GoT panties for every day of the week between episodes (assuming you to wear a few pairs twice, like I would.)
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3. A Valyrian steel umbrella.
Get it on Think Geek.
4. A bumper sticker that’ll make sure people tailgating you know how happy you are that Theon no longer has a dick.
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5. This dinner apron (hot guy not included, sadly.)
Get it on Amazon.
6. This Seven Kingdom game of Risk.
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7. Nothing says “fighting with your family” like GoT and Monopoly.
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8. A classy Seven Kingdom map is a great way to tie together your living room in time for your viewing party.
Get it on Etsy.
9. Speaking of decor, this dragon egg cookie jar makes a fine, nerdy addition to any kitchen.
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10. And what GoT product list would be complete without a wine glass?
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11. Not a fan of wine? Fine, this pint glass would do the trick.
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12. Not a fan of beer or wine? I guess I don’t know, I’m sorry? But how about this coffee mug?
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13. Or this one?
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14. This “Point End” cross stitch is a great Season 1 callback.
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15. And, duh, if you don’t already own the books, you definitely need this set of beautiful hardcovers.
Get it on Think Geek.
16. Turn your “throne” into an Iron Throne with this decal.
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17. Planning a wedding? Why not make these your wedding favors?
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18. Not quite Christmas yet, but this Hodor sweater is a perfect way to mourn the saddest minute in television history this holiday season.
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19. Or, if you don’t have a soul, you could make fun of Hodor’s death with this doorstop.
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