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White House Issues Hilarious Statement Responding To Commemorative Coin Fiasco

Don’t count your chickens before they’ve hatched. Especially when that chicken does what chickens do best, and chickens out. The commemorative coin minted by members of the White House Communication Agency was suppose to symbolize a much needed win for the GOP, but instead will commemorate their inability to do, well, anything.

You’d think that Trump backing out of the meeting with Kim Jong Un would result in them pumping the breaks on selling this coin. Only idiots would double down on such an overzealous action. Hahaha you’re right. Here’s the statement they released.

While this is indeed a bold move, for some reason people don’t seem to be onboard.

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Although the coin now seems pointless, people have been kind enough to suggest ways to repurpose the coin.

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I see a new trend forming. Let’s mint coins for all of life’s occasions we will get to eventually.

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Now the White House gift shop has even graciously reduced the price. WHAT A DEAL.

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Unsurprisingly, the White House is refusing to take a loss on this coin they’ve clearly lost on. Then again, that’s how they seem to approach everything they fail at, and here we are still talking about them. I’m going to take a play from their book and get my Donald Trump Impeachment coins minted now, the only difference is mine will actually eventually commemorate something.