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Follow my crafty mommy blog for great projects such as Pile of Books in Corner and Wrinkled Mass of Unfolded Clothes in Other Corner.
— MamaFizzles (@MamaFizzles) April 12, 2017
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A cute thing I tell my kids when we see a dead deer on the side of the road is, "Looks like Santa lost his temper again."
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) July 19, 2014
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9: What are you going to be for Halloween dad?
me: Drunk
9: What's mom gonna be?
me: Mad— Josh (@iwearaonesie) October 14, 2014
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https://twitter.com/baroness/status/873242053957648384
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I almost just said "Calm your tits" to my 3yo. Thanks, Twitter.
— Wendy S. (@maughammom) June 14, 2013
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I'm the kind of mom who burns one side of the grilled cheese, serves it to her kid with the non-burned side up, and crosses her fingers.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) May 26, 2017