4.
I hate it when I go to hide out from my kids in the walk-in closet & my husband is already in there hiding out from me.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 22, 2014
5.
The 4 yr old is wandering the house in a life jacket, crying b/c it's clipped. He also cried when I unclipped it.
We don't even own a boat.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) July 18, 2017
6.
For reasons unknown my son thinks the word "genius" is bad, so when he's mad at me he yells out "YOU ARE A GENIUS" and my new parenting goal is keeping this misunderstanding alive for as long as humanly possible. #momlife
— Danielle Campoamor (@DCampoamor) February 1, 2018
7.
Becoming a parent is like playing a video game where you've skipped the tutorial & you're just running about with no idea how anything works
— Dadding Around (@DaddingAround) March 21, 2017
8.
Parenting: When you get to wake up everyday thinking, "maybe today will be the day I die of exhaustion."
— Unfiltered Mama 💗✌️ (@UnfilteredMama) April 29, 2016