Becoming a parent doesn’t automatically mean that you magically possess all of the necessary knowledge in the universe — it just means you’re supposed to act like you do. And that’s a lot of pressure.
In reality, parenting often involves wearing the same shirt multiple days in a row, juggling a ridiculous number of schedules and activities, and answering a barrage of nonsensical questions from tiny humans. The pursuit of parenting “perfection” is fruitless because life is inevitably going get a little bit messy from time to time, particularly when you have kids in tow.
Here are some entertaining tweets from parents who have given up on the Instagram-perfect idea of parenthood, and are simply hanging on by a thread, one day at a time.
Here’s hoping they get a nap soon.
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I spent 20 minutes, 20. Fucking. Minutes. Convincing my kid to wear a coat, but yeah, congrats on your pregnancy.
— The Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) October 25, 2017
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Pediatrician: They're only getting two hours of screen time a day, right?
Me: HAHAHAHA! I mean, yes.
— Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) May 5, 2017
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https://twitter.com/MamaFizzles/status/941714863750971392