Steve Bannon? Sloppy? Certainly not the guy who looks like he’s never even heard of an iron. Or a razor. Or face wash. Or who fans the flames of political, social, and racial divisions. Yes, those qualities would indeed turn a regular Steve into a Sloppy Steve.
People on Twitter found themselves in an unusual conundrum: They agree with and support Trump, because even in these difficult times, Democrats and at the very least, mainstream and moderate Republicans alike, seem to agree that Steve Bannon is icky.
I think we can all endorse "Sloppy Steve" as Bannon's nickname. Uniting America for once! https://t.co/O6eDuw4jwE
— Josh Barro (@jbarro) January 5, 2018
Sloppy Steve was my favorite Garbage Pail Kid.
— Rory Albanese (@RoryAlbanese) January 5, 2018
"Sloppy Steve" pic.twitter.com/gYAdgQ9r30
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) January 5, 2018
They’re unkempt and #unAmerican. They’re #TwoOfAnUnkind: #DisheveledDon and #SloppySteve. pic.twitter.com/ksAEbJQAjL
— (((B. Paul Stuart))) (@BrianPaulStuart) January 5, 2018
I straight-up just guessed a vegan recipe for a “Sloppy Steve” would exist and I was right pic.twitter.com/vo9hQ3sHtz
— julia reinstein (@juliareinstein) January 5, 2018
SloPPY Steve SLOP SLOPPY STEVE pic.twitter.com/vLl29kXppG
— ✨riley nicole✨ (@Rileyyy) January 5, 2018
Man Sloppy Steve’s high school pictures are rough pic.twitter.com/CpPTrBd24f
— Secular Talk (@KyleKulinski) January 5, 2018
I have a feeling #SloppySteve is going to go big. Branding gold. https://t.co/rFFu9tKNuc
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) January 5, 2018
Steve Bannon says Donald Trump committed "treason"
Donald Trump says Steve Bannon should be named "Sloppy Steve"
For once I agree with both these dickheads
— Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) January 5, 2018
I know seeing Trump call Bannon 'Sloppy Steve' is insane, but the fact that everyone seems so entertained by it as opposed to surprised by it is scary. He's the president – not a comedian or even some fringe political candidate.
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) January 5, 2018