honestly fuck coachella, the crowd is the worst I’ve ever seen for a festival. I feel like majority of people literally just wen’t because it was ~coachella~ and don’t really give a shit. I’m heated.
— zack roberts (@ZackRoberts__) April 16, 2018
let’s be real coachella looks boring. everybody’s composed, everybody’s upright, everybody’s dressed like they sing kum ba yah. where’s the gurns? where’s the bottles of piss? where’s the questionable hygiene? keep it.
— joe (@jsphdeal) April 14, 2018
People that go to Coachella seem so annoying dude
— deb the cat lady (@__justablondee) April 15, 2018
1 day into coachella and i’m already sick of seeing festival outfits and makeup
— zorp the surveyor (@jsheeep) April 15, 2018
I mean, I’d love to go one day and experience it for myself, but it just looks like… Take a pic and then get out of there… ?
— Danielle (@danimansuttii) April 14, 2018
My entire family and I just sat and watched a Coachella live stream of a god awful DJ with an emo swoop and a blue adidas tracksuit waiting for the Walmart yodeller only to find out he performed just moments before the set
— steph mill (@stephaniekmill) April 14, 2018
Coachella looks annoying as fuck to attend as audience
— Andre 3,000,000 (@theapexer) April 14, 2018
Heal the world
Make it a better place
Remove all Coachella related posts from our timelines for the sake of the entire human race
— John Crist (@johnbcrist) April 16, 2018
Tired: Coachella, the music festival filled with awful rich people.
Wired: Couchella, where I lounge on my couch all weekend surrounded by books and dogs.
— Hermione Danger (@HermioneDangr) April 14, 2018
BRACE YOURSELVES, THE COACHELLA POSTS ARE COMING. pic.twitter.com/8c9ByrDKbd
— Elliot Tebele (@FuckJerry) April 12, 2018
I’m glad none of my friends are rich enough to go to Coachella so I don’t have to see their dumb ass posts on social media lol
— broke badger (@Clout_Badger000) April 15, 2018