In case you ever wondered what it would be like to propose to your S.O. during a Paul Heyman promo on WWE Monday Night Raw…stop wondering. Because I have your answer, and also you’re welcome for saving you a hefty dose of embarrassment.
The WWE crowd went wild on Monday after a fan proposed to his girlfriend, eliciting a “She Said Yes!” chant that interrupted Paul Heyman on the mike.
The crowd went WILD last night when a fan proposed last night on #RAW… But NEVER interrupt the #Advocate @HeymanHustle during a promo! pic.twitter.com/q0KJ8JynVM
— WWE UK (@WWEUK) November 14, 2017
“Hey, just so you know, she only said yes because she’s never been up close to a beast like Brock Lesnar.”
“Just so you know, interrupting my promo is like stepping into the ring with Brock Lesnar…YOU AIN’T GOT A CHANCE” roared Heyman as his eyes bulged out of his head so far I was worried they’re pop out and roll away.
Needless to say, everyone found this absolutely hilarious.
The GOAT @HeymanHustle ???? she only said yes cuz she hasn’t been with the beast @BrockLesnar ????
— Nathan Zegura (@NathanZegura) November 14, 2017
Thank you Nathan. My client @BrockLesnar and I agree with your astute observation as to the level of my enormous talent.
— Paul Heyman (@HeymanHustle) November 14, 2017
No one is safe from @HeymanHustle when he’s on the mic. You interrupt him with your personal biz, he’ll let you have it. He’s got a BEAST to promote for #SurvivorSeries https://t.co/81td5ua8eP
— Brian E (@MysticRhythms87) November 14, 2017
@HeymanHustle shitting on a guy’s engagement on live TV quite possibly the greatest moment in the textbook of promos. The best on the mic of all time.
— SP 1975 (@flashg08) November 14, 2017
Heyman’s responses were nothing short of egomaniacal perfection.
Watching @HeymanHustle chop up the new groom to be on LIVE tv makes me miss talent freestyle on a promo. #RAW
— TAZ (@OfficialTAZ) November 14, 2017
Can you imagine what would have happened to him in #ECW? Can you imagine what would have happened to HER??????
— Paul Heyman (@HeymanHustle) November 14, 2017
Somebody proposed in the middle of a Paul Heyman promo. That’s like proposing in the middle of a best man speech. #RAW
— Alfred Konuwa (@ThisIsNasty) November 14, 2017
Paul Heyman, ladies and gentlemen. He’ll literally make your marriage about himself. Best talker in the game. #RAW
— WrestlingNewsSource (@WNSource) November 14, 2017
Even wrestler turned entrepreneur Eric Bischoff gave him props.
Watching #RawAtlanta. @HeymanHustle is at his improv best!
— Eric Bischoff (@EBischoff) November 14, 2017
I know I’m doing something right when ERIC BISCHOFF puts over my promo!!!
— Paul Heyman (@HeymanHustle) November 14, 2017
So there you have it. If you ever consider proposing to your S.O., make sure Paul heyman is absolutely nowhere in sight.