8.
https://twitter.com/ohen39/status/888012565397348352
9.
The 5 Stages of Butter:
1. I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
2. I Am FURIOUS That It's Butter
3. Give Me Butter or Give Me Death
4. God, Me So Sad That It's Butter
5. Fine, Ok, It Butter— Karen Chee (@karencheee) February 10, 2018
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https://twitter.com/BronzeHammer/status/455883213106589696
11.
https://twitter.com/reallyhoffman/status/962778999842922497
12.
Mom: Only get tattoos that mean a lot to you
Me: pic.twitter.com/uz7UD1Kj0z
— Chris Fronzak (@FRONZ1LLA) February 11, 2018
13.
If someone stole my identity I would be like, "Haha now you have no money and you're bad at basketball."
— Patches (@mostly_cheese) October 23, 2017
14.
https://twitter.com/vinnycrack/status/958889977638629376
15.
https://twitter.com/lotuseatur/status/959530048918179840