21.
So I lived with this guy and when we split up I moved out. Then he sawed my vacuum in half. He did it longways so from the side it looked like a full regular vacuum. It was brand new. Douche.
23.
My ex fiancé left me for my best friend (who I had given the maid of honour slot to).
They’re now married with three kids and to add insult to injury, he took my crock pot and an electric grill.
24.
When I was 12, I had strict rules about boys (secret boyfriend), school, makeup, the internet, riding my bike more than two doors down… not the point.
Long story long we “dated” and he wasn’t getting anywhere (physical) but I was so sweet he didn’t want to have to break up with me in person and make me cry blah blah blah.
So my sweet baby self is head over heals and gets grounded because Mom sees a text from Tom on her cell phone. I stop responding, obviously. Then, that very night, unbeknownst to me, I get dumped! On my phone and on MySpace… but I don’t have access to either!
The next week was weird at school to say the least.
I would try to make eye contact and he would blush and avert his eyes. I walked up to him with a group of friends to embrace him and he literally ran. He must have thought I was in denial or something crazy but I just didn’t know I was dumped!
Finally, I corner him with another girl who he is so wrapped up in he missed my approach. When I got mad and started crying, Kim turns to him and says “Tom! You said you dumped her!”
Ehh. Didn’t talk to Tom after that. Eventually even sweet young selves can take a hint. Even if it takes a week or so… you live and you learn.
Tom doesn’t have teeth now, so who’s the real winner?