Sometimes the funniest thing to say during a breakup is also the most brutal thing to say. In those times you are left with a very important decision. Do you not say the legendary line you thought of, thus sparing the feelings of someone you don’t even like anymore? Or do you drop it on them like a ton of bricks? I mean, if it’s really that epic won’t they kind of respect you for it, at least a little bit? Probably not, but why not read these lines and fantasize about it for a little bit.