These people asked for it, and boy did they get it. Try to remember that while you’re reading this. They brought this heat on themselves. Now, you might be asking yourself, “Why would anyone ask to be roasted?” Three reasons. The first is simple: it’s hilarious. Second, some people are surrounded by loving, supportive friends and family who would rather lie to them than hurt their feelings. These people long to hear the truth. Third, that little voice in your head. That one that makes you touch the plate right after the waiter said it’s really hot. The one that whispers “throw your phone in the water” whenever you walk over a bridge. The one that will attempt to convince you to try this once you’re done reading. Do it.
in Funny