Soups On
Breakfast soup.
(The word he was looking for was cereal.)
fatbabyotters_
And the Meat Fork?
Sausage tweezers
My husband wanted me to pass him the cooking tongs.
NiteliteBunnyFrite
Yes You Can
Didn’t know what to call people from Japan as a kid so I decided on “Japanicans”.
BucKramer
Out of the Mouths of Babes
My dad let me watch him work on things in the garage when I was little. He thought it was hilarious that I called sparks “fire crumbs”.
ZXander_makes_noise
Dolph
Called a lab coat a Science Vest.
That’s what Dolph Lundgren would be wearing.
SneakNSnore Ron_Paul_Forever
Homeless Mollusks
I once worked with a German guy who asked me what the English word for ‘a snail without a house on his back’. Took me a while to work out he meant a slug.
German for slug translates to naked snail.
Cheapdime
How Now Brown…
My friend couldn’t remember the word “cow” for some reason, so she googled “moo beast” to remember.
HungryParr0t
JFGI
At one point I started googling “map of the year” because my brain short-circuited and I couldn’t recall the word “calendar”.
goatywizard
The Forest for the Trees
Just this week my wife invented the term “tree chunk” when she forgot the word “wood”.
irwinlegends
Sporticus?
Couldn’t remember the word “athlete” so I went with “sportician”.
mowachoo
