Every stoner knows that when you’re high, you do some pretty stupid things. We’re slow, hungry, and just want to kick back and watch something funny. But, when we try to do things…well, it makes for some pretty funny stories.
In honor of 4/20, Jimmy Fallon and “The Tonight Show” asked fans and Twitter users to share their funniest stoner stories.
It’s Hashtags time! Tweet out something funny, weird, or embarrassing that happened while you or someone you know was stoned and tag it with #StonerStories. Just don’t write the stories while you’re stoned, we gotta keep ’em short! Could be on the show!
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) April 16, 2018
Obviously, the Internet delivered.
Showed up to class high. Took me 45 minutes to realize I was in a nursing class. I’m a finance major #StonerStories
— Swaggy L (@TheRealKiwi11) April 17, 2018
While stoned my boyfriend and I had a long serious conversation about how we would revolutionize the backs of cereal boxes. #StonerStories
— Anserz (@AnserzMusic) April 16, 2018
My friend went for snacks an I was screaming from a window to tell him to get some drinks and when I found out that he can’t hear me I took my binoculars and continued calling him by whispering #StonerStories
— one big opinion (@bravesausage) April 16, 2018
I’m outside smoking a j at like 2 AM, then a cat comes and sits next to me, then another cat… ten minutes later I’m surrounded by 8 cats I’ve never seen before in my own driveway. I’m still convinced we shared a spiritual bond but I’m also still high #StonerStories
— kait (@KaitlynVaporis) April 17, 2018
Was told to meet a guy in the park to make a purchase. Met someone that I thought was the guy. Went back to his house with him. Had lunch with him. Was not the guy #stonerstories
— Cosa (@NicoCosa) April 16, 2018
Convinced myself I could taste the difference in fruit loop colors. Did blindfolded experiment for an hr. #StonerStories
— PennyLoaf (@taylalacole) April 16, 2018
One time I pulled up to a Dunkin’ Donuts and gave my order to the trash can that was a couple feet in front of the speaker. #stonerstories
— Bubsportwine (@BryantPortwine) April 16, 2018
Me and a buddy decided to play some video games one afternoon after smoking. We were playing for about 30 minutes before his mom came home and asked what we were doing. “Playing video games” we said. She said “the tv isn’t on”. #StonerStories
— Cheek (@MrCheek22) April 16, 2018
One time I got lost at a Chinese buffet because I forgot where I was sitting. I started crying with two full plates in my hands. #StonerStories
— Tim Sullivan (@TSullivan1192) April 16, 2018
In college one time I took off my glasses and forgot about them and thought I was going blind. I then walked around the house with my eyes closed, clicking my tongue and trying to teach myself echolocation #StonerStories
— ???? (@TylerCrucial) April 16, 2018
A friend’s roommate was stoned eating a breakfast burrito he made with egg & chicken & I made a comment about how I don’t like eating eggs & chicken together bcuz it’s like “eating a mother & it’s baby at the same time” & it freaked him out so much that he threw up #StonerStories
— Johanna Rose (@misshannirose) April 16, 2018