6. Like watching a variety of TV and movies? Sorry, you’re no longer allowed to do that.
7. Ok this is pretty funny, right? Guess again, because your kid swallowed the key!
8. You know when your friend with a boring job tries to make it sound all important and interesting? Well that’s kids. About EVERYTHING. All the time.
9. Then there’s the part where all your adult friends without kids start to hate you for pretty much everything that comes out of your mouth.
10. Remember when you didn’t used to buy the extended protection plan on your stuff? Not anymore!
