Meghan Markle, soon-to-be-princess but already-queen of my heart hasn’t officially joined the Royal Family (this happens on May 19th, so be prepared to wake up at the ass-crack of dawn like last time) but is already getting hella lame engagement gifts.
The particular one in question comes from a UK ally (with friends like this, amirite?) and is one of many on a list recently published cataloging all the nice gifts His Royal Highness Prince William, The Duke of Cambridge, received when he went on a royal visit to Finland last November.
The prince got a bunch of rad stuff, like an ice hockey jersey, a bottle of gin, a tin of biscuits, box of fruit jellies, and two fabric gnomes; In other words, all the makings of a fabulous party.
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Included on the list were also a bunch of gifts for William’s wife and children, like a necklace, some swaggy Finnish t-shirts, two hobby horses, a toy, and a baking set.