There’s nothing more unexpected and annoying than getting a text from an ex you don’t want to hear from. A lot of times, we’ve finally come to terms with the dead relationship and started moving on when out of the blue – we get a “hey girl,” from the one person we don’t want to hear from. While a lot of times it catches us off guard, some people are beautifully brilliant enough to come up with some petty, savage and award-winning responses that have us saying “preach it.”