8. Hatch Baby!
This might be classic over-parenting, but using built in Wi-Fi you can keep track of your baby’s weight, feeding habits, diaper changes, and more. Beats logging it manually, which is what I did with my firstborn. Price: $250.
7. Lonely people, give yourself a back massage with the Q-Flex.
Optimized for acupressure and deep tissue massage. $24.
6. The Drain Strain no-clog sink stopper.
No more clogs, guaranteed. $11.
5. The Drop Stop will keep you from losing your phone every time you slam on your brakes.
Get it for $20.
4. NerdWax, the best way to keep your glasses from falling off during sex or other sweaty activities.
This is the #1 selling Shark Tank product to date. Get it for $11.
3. This motion activated toilet night light.
Nothing more painful that having to turn on the bathroom light in the middle of the night. This light is not only motion activated and subtle, but it changes colors.
Get it for $11.
2. A bullet beer opener, made from real U.S. Military shell casings.
Just going to steer clear of this one politically and tell you to get one for $13.
1. SockTabs prevent you from losing the socks you wear on your feet and may or may not use for “other things,” you pervert.
Get them on “the Amazons” for $22.99