Everything was super weird back in the early 2000’s. No matter what we do now when we look back at what we did as kids – it was just f*cking ridiculous. All of the pathetic, depressing away messages over a guy, telling people to “hit the cell” even though you were still sitting on your computer looking at new MySpace backgrounds to load. Oh, and don’t even get me started on the fashion. Weird, awkward and not cute at all. To prove my points, I give you Kelly Rowland circa 2002. Twitter user @finah found an old music video Rowland was in that showed her texting a guy but getting angry when he didn’t respond (aka all R&B music videos in the early 2000’s). But, when the camera zoomed into her phone, it seems that Rowland was writing things on what appears to be Microsoft Excel. Weird? I think so.
2002 was weird. Kelly Rowland texted her man via Microsoft Excel and got mad because he didn’t text back pic.twitter.com/eCOOQk5iNu
— zander (@finah) November 24, 2017
like how you expect him to text ya back gurl damn sis pic.twitter.com/OLwGp851Vn
— zander (@finah) November 24, 2017
2002 technology has the girls thinking they mans wasn’t texting them back pic.twitter.com/umdzMPg9Ck
— zander (@finah) November 24, 2017
I mean, this guy has a point. In 2002, we never head “read receipts” or iPhones and we had no idea if someone even got our texts. In fact, I can remember quite a few times that I “broke up” with “boyfriends” (AKA 2-week relationships) because I thought they were dodging my texts. It happens. Obviously, Twitter was both confused and entertained at the same time – and, apparently, it was relatable.
My wife divorced me bacause I didn't reply to a PowerPoint she made. This is not a joke, this destroyed lives
— Twit Terrorist (@Twit_terrorist) November 25, 2017
Boyfriend? pic.twitter.com/9tKqrdaj3j
— Alex F (@Alex_Salford) November 25, 2017
She was in a deep relationship with Clippy.
— Séamus Bellamy (@SeamusBellamy) November 25, 2017
So tell me, ma, what's it gonna be?
She said “I don’t know how to text outside of spread sheets”— I'm Roxxxy Andrews and I'm here to make it clear (@injustoneframe) November 24, 2017
— ♛ Cadillac ?? (@blaqDNAqueen) November 24, 2017
FOOLISH
— KAHUNA ? (@BigKahunaOG) November 25, 2017
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— Mir.I.am (@MirsEmpire) November 24, 2017
I’ll never stop thinking this is the funniest shit ever
— Bryan Dakota (@bryandakota) November 25, 2017