Fox News Correspondent and “sorority girl who never misses a chance to sing the N-word in rap songs,” Tomi Lahren is a loud blight upon us all. When she’s not on camera speaking in a “refusing to accept that this coupon is expired” voice, you can find her doing her best to ruin everyone’s day on Twitter with her very bad takes. Fortunately, smart asses around the nation and indeed the world take up the noble cause of telling Tommy to shut the f**k up and it is truly a wonderful sight to behold.
That Time Tomi Whined About The Very Real Russian Investigation.
Millions of taxpayer dollars and still NO EVIDENCE! Money suck. Time suck. Attention suck. https://t.co/Zvb3a7Gtac
— Tomi Lahren (@TomiLahren) March 20, 2018
Tomi is right. There is NO EVIDENCE!
Narrator: Except for all the evidence
— PolitiMatt (@politi_matt) March 22, 2018
— Doc Murph (@BMURF) March 20, 2018
When Tabby Pulled An “Actually” About AR-15s, Cause That’s What Was So Important
Hey Lefties, “AR” does NOT stand for “assault rifle.” It stands for “ArmaLite rifle.” You want to take our guns but you don’t know jack about guns. See the problem?
— Tomi Lahren (@TomiLahren) March 1, 2018
Unlike you, I served in the military, intelligence services, and law enforcement, including 3 spins in Iraq.
So, I’d say I know a thing or two about guns, Tomi.
And one of the things I know is that a lunatic like you shouldn’t be allowed within 10’ of one. https://t.co/cFLofGT5Tl
— Myke Cole (@MykeCole) March 4, 2018
Ooook so no worries guys, those 17 kids got murdered by an ArmaLite rifle, no reason to be upset
— carey garneau (@careygarneau) March 1, 2018
LOL to the libs conflating the AR-15 to an M-16 when the f/t r-spread rate of the AR-15 when in .0003 per g/6 (- optic rail and boar’s tooth tumble ratio) is LESS than the fferggghshrjjdcujdjdkdk##fgvxx hrrrn
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 29, 2018
When Tamantha Posted A Photo Of Herself With A Handgun Holstered In Her Yoga Pants Like A Dipshit
Is that a gun in your vagina or are you just happy to see me? pic.twitter.com/VaiCglvIat
— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) March 23, 2018
The Time Tomli Tried To Tomsplain Why Trump “Can’t Be Impeached”
When you definitely know how politics works pic.twitter.com/3sygKLkzqe
— jordan (@JordanUhl) March 28, 2018
Um, hey @TomiLahren, the fact that Trump won the election means literally the opposite of that. https://t.co/xmibmZOHVZ
— Matthew Chapman (@fawfulfan) March 28, 2018
By definition, a POTUS can *only* be impeached if they “won the election”.@TomiLahren is quite the rocket scientist / brain surgeon.
— John Lorenz (@StrangeShadows) March 28, 2018
When Taz Luhrman “Clapped Back” At Wale For Getting Her Name Wrong
So if you’re gonna put someone in a song…diss ’em.. perhaps get their fricken name right next time @Wale
— Tomi Lahren (@TomiLahren) January 4, 2017
…But Didn’t Know When To Stay Down
.@TomiLahren pic.twitter.com/7GiDO9ltN4
— Marybeth Glenn (@MBGlenn) January 4, 2017
OK Thomas.
— H.B.Y. (@iamHBY) January 4, 2017
.@TomiLahren Mm, you can do better, Ms. Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
— Chess (@chesshexslinger) January 7, 2017
*chef’s kiss*
When We All Found Out Teddy’s Great-Great Grandfather, Constantin Dietrich, Was An Illegal Immigrant
Despite Her Tweeting Xenophobic Word Vomit Like…
We are indeed a nation of immigrants. We are also a nation of laws. Respect our laws and we welcome you. If not, bye. #DACA
— Tomi Lahren (@TomiLahren) September 6, 2017
The Time Thumbelina Attempted To Back Up Trump’s “Shithole Countries” Remark
If they aren’t shithole countries, why don’t their citizens stay there? Let’s be honest. Call it like it is.
— Tomi Lahren (@TomiLahren) January 12, 2018
Why do you live/work in California/NYC instead of your native South Dakota? https://t.co/i6dO4Cdxry
— andrew kaczynski
(@KFILE) January 12, 2018
(@KFILE) Why do I keep seeing this Forever 21 sales associate in my timeline?
— Michael Feher (@SaxMike71) January 19, 2018
When Toyota Truck Month Tried To Spark Outrage Over Colin Kaepernick And Speak For Veterans
Food for thought. pic.twitter.com/2ita0blH0O
— Tomi Lahren (@TomiLahren) November 23, 2017
Before Proceeding To Get Dunked On
While both you and Kaepernick were jobless…he donated a million dollars to various charities in the US.
You sold horrible shit on Instagram.
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) November 23, 2017
There is more to being a patriot than riding the “D” of a veteran. Colin’s actions are what we fought for.
Signed
A Veteran— Truck (@Truckdee) January 26, 2018
I served to protect his right to protest and your right to free speech. I respect his use of these freedoms. Grow up.
— Scott Havner (@ScottHavner) January 30, 2018
When The People Educated Todd On Why She Was So Lucky To Be On Her Parent’s Health Insurance
.@TomiLahren: “Luckily I’m 24 and I’m still on my parents health care.” #Politicon2017
— Daniella Diaz (@DaniellaMicaela) July 29, 2017
Hey @TomiLahren, you realize what law required insurance companies to keep 24-year-olds on their parents’ plans, right? #whoops https://t.co/TIPEbpKCwv
— Matthew Chapman (@fawfulfan) July 30, 2017
That Time Tomato Said We Are A Nation Of Legal Immigrants
What are you talking about Colonizers
— Ralph (@pastorhodge) April 2, 2018
Hi Tomato, your ancestors came into this land illegally and committed genocide in order to take over the land. Thanks!
— Noely Gross
(@noelygross) But Despite All Her Face Palm-Inducing Drivel…
I am proud to see the students using their First Amendment rights. That does not mean, however, that our Second Amendment rights go away. Free-speech is saying what you want to say but it’s also hearing what you don’t want to hear. #marchforourlives
— Tomi Lahren (@TomiLahren) March 24, 2018
Always Remember She Gets Depressed On Valentine’s Day Like The Rest Of Us
Cheer up, Tomi-tubby.