Dick length: 10 inches soft
Girth: Pringles can
IQ: 535
Body fat: 6 percent https://t.co/lz1mW8pOR9— ContemplativeBaller ? (@ByYourLogic) January 16, 2018
Donald Trump is so light that when he falls off a chair it takes him twelve seconds to hit the floor
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) January 16, 2018
He still tweets about Hillary https://t.co/OT8CRF3G1m
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) January 16, 2018
Donald Trump can run 40 miles per hour
— Brendan O'Hare (@brendohare) January 16, 2018
But not everyone thought the doctor was just being kind, some people took him at his word
Good news, the doctor said, he's a perfectly healthy unfit, racist jerk.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) January 16, 2018
Trump requested cognitive tests during his physical. Results were normal. So there's no medical reason for his profound stupidity.
— shauna (@goldengateblond) January 16, 2018
There had to have been a less appalling way to say this. pic.twitter.com/HwiHU4ytET
— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) January 16, 2018
It's extremely normal to receive daily emphatic assurances that our president isn't on the brink of death in every conceivable way
— Dan Hopper (@DanHopp) January 16, 2018
One thing’s for sure, because this is the president’s first physical in office, we can expect these numbers to, uh, change
Jackson says Trump doesn't have a daily exercise regimen. "We can build on that pretty easily," he says to laughter.
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) January 16, 2018
— Mike Scollins (@mikescollins) January 16, 2018
Indeed.