Science Says Men Should ‘Milk The Moose’ More Than 21 Times A Month To Reduce Cancer Risk

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but firing up your Brazzers account 5-6 times per week may achieve the same thing.

The research studied sexual habits of over 32,000 men and found that those who ejaculated the most were less likely to become diagnosed with prostate cancer. Science, huh?


 “We found that men reporting higher compared to lower ejaculatory frequency in adulthood were less likely to be subsequently diagnosed with prostate cancer.

“This large prospective study provides the strongest evidence to date of a beneficial role of ejaculation in the prevention of prostate cancer.”


While the researchers are still unclear the science behind why, they believe it has something to do with toxins being regularly removed from your system, in addition to those impure thoughts about the Women’s Health magazine cover model. The risk of prostate cancer is reduced by upwards of 33%, which isn’t anything to sneeze at.

While this all sounds like the easiest path to staying healthy ever, most doctors agree the true key to reducing prostate cancer is a healthy diet.

If a man wants to stay out of the operating room and avoid cancer of the prostate, he needs to go full blast to avoid the high-fat junk food and environment toxins that contribute to prostate problems.

Dr. James Balch


Time to bump up those numbers, fellas.