All the parents must LOVE you.
I tell little kids that Santa is real and will bring them anything they want as long as they ask their parents for it enough times.
The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
At house parties I help clean up afterwards but secretly hide a TV remote in a very obscure place. Potted plants are my favorite.
This person sticking it to the man!
I donate $2.01 every week to St Jude’s. Works out to $104.52 and I get to write it off of my taxes as $105.. Getting the government for .48¢