This really is that big of a deal, you animal.
I work at timmies and when people who get bagels are jerks I don’t cut their bagels all the way through. It’s not that big a thing but I know it’d ruin my whole bagel experience
How dare you?!
I add spelling mistakes to emails I’m supposed to forward.
Do you enjoy awkward moments or something?
I hold the door open for people that are too far away.