Dogs aren’t fantastic at hiding their emotions — let’s face it, they’d make for terrible poker players. And dogs are never more utterly transparent than when they’ve done something wrong. The guilty eyes, the sorrowful hunch … if they’re aiming for a life of mischievous crime, they should really work on their acting skills.
Axios editor Bubba Atkinson recently discovered that “someone” had gotten into the trash in his kitchen … and his dog, Charlie, pretty much outed herself on the spot.
Can you tell if Charlie got in the trash? pic.twitter.com/RSdemii6v5
— Bubba Atkinson (@BubbaAtkinson) March 26, 2018
Honestly, she’s so damn cute, it’s hard to be angry.
Bubba admitted that he was about to take Charlie out to go swimming when she got herself in trouble …
we were most upset because we were walking in to surprise her with a trip to GO SWIMMING ugh smh
— Bubba Atkinson (@BubbaAtkinson) March 26, 2018
… and, of course, Twitter couldn’t let Charlie suffer unfairly for her crimes. Everyone rallied behind Charlie, defending her to the end.
CHARLIE IS INNOCENT BUBBA
— darth™ (@darth) March 26, 2018
FREE CHARLIE
— Olivia Messer ? (@OliviaMesser) March 26, 2018
CHARLIE SHOULD GET TWO SWIMMING DAYS OLVIA TBH
— darth™ (@darth) March 26, 2018
Charlie omg i will take the fall for you so you can go swimming!
— Caitlin (@YupItsCaitlin) March 26, 2018
1: Who left trash in an accessible can when there are ridiculously expensive dog-proof cans available? CHARLIE IS NOT GUILTY! 2: Charlie deserves hundreds of puppy kisses on her sweet face. #TeamCharlie
— Kimberly Roe Wagner (@kimiroe) March 26, 2018
she would never.
— Matt Capristo (@MattCapristo) March 26, 2018
Insufficient evidence. Case dismissed. Also, give belly rubs.
— J.P. Polewczak (@jp_polewczak) March 26, 2018
Don’t worry, though — Bubba says he’s not a heartless monster, and Charlie did eventually get her swim. (He also informed everyone that the trash can was actually very well-hidden, thankyouverymuch.)
she still went swimming! cant not take her to her favorite thing
— Bubba Atkinson (@BubbaAtkinson) March 26, 2018
she opened the PULL OUT TRASH CAN lol shes crazy but she got tons of love anyway
— Bubba Atkinson (@BubbaAtkinson) March 26, 2018
However, he also had to admit that Twitter was right: Charlie deserved even more cuddles and forgiveness.
Update: charlie has been informed of everyone defending her and has gotten her toy in appreciation pic.twitter.com/ma1iKTGhJB
— Bubba Atkinson (@BubbaAtkinson) March 26, 2018
Hopefully Charlie will work on her stony-faced demeanor in the meantime — but, if not, it’s pretty clear that her sweet face will get her out of any trash-related messes.