25.
HOW TO TALK TO PRETTY GIRLS YOU SEE IN THE STREET:
-don’t
-don’t do this
-they don’t want to talk to you
-really
-yes, you
-please stop
-no— Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) January 14, 2015
24.
me trying to explain “men are trash” really means patriarchal systems are trash, not every single man, to easily offended men on twitter pic.twitter.com/jqcHlXFke9
— #byeTeni (@CrazyNerdyCool) May 6, 2017
23.
boy: you have really pretty eyes…
me: *suspicious* thank you…???
boy: *leans in slowly*
me: NO!!!! You cant have them!!!!!— KING RAINHEAD (@KingRainhead) December 13, 2014
22.
cosmo sex tip #669:
when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk!”— lil bougie sandwich (@simonefiasco) April 29, 2013
21.
Last night at Chance the girl standing next to me had this reminder on her phone lol pic.twitter.com/9w9ihmuDLo
— andrea veloira (@andreaveloira) May 14, 2017
20.
Art depicting all 3 species of twitter men: 1) Actually… 2) Unsolicited dick pic 3) 3rd wheel barging into convo pic.twitter.com/mXt3saQahE
— Kindness Appreciator (@SortaBad) April 18, 2016
19.
if an adult man ever tries to romance me with a ukulele I will throw him down a well
— priscilla page (@BBW_BFF) August 27, 2013
18.
i call my vagina ‘pomegranate’ because dudes don’t know how to eat it
— priya (@priya_ebooks) July 5, 2014
17.
I dated a girl in college whose mom tried to talk her out of being gay by telling her she’d have to go through life w/out someone to open jars for her. At the time it was upsetting but in hindsight I kind of love that jar opening was the only use for men she could think of.
— Gabrielle Korn (@Gabrielle_Korn) April 9, 2018
16.
Him : Send me a video of you twerking
Me : pic.twitter.com/j2NVrOqjRZ— ?LEE? (@itsleahmueni) April 14, 2018