My wife is Asian, and she likes to joke about eating our cat. Like when asking about what to eat for dinner, the options will be “Hamburger, Pasta, or Cat?” or when she sees our cat eating, “She’s getting plumper; maybe it’s about time…?” I always quickly and emphatically respond with, “No! We’re not eating our cat!” It’s never anything beyond the mere suggestion of it, but she keeps doing it because it makes me so uncomfortable.
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I once urinated inside of my partner, because she said I wouldn’t be able to do it because it wasn’t possible. After pulling out, I essentially pissed all over a sofa, which we gave away to a friend.
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I go up to her when she’s on the toilet and try to be romantic or whatever and grab her hands. Then I try and pull her off the toilet. It’s hilarious and all she can do is tighten her butt, wrap her legs around the base of the toilet, and go “no no no no no!”
