When we both have to pee at the same time in stead of waiting for one to be done we both pee at the same time in the same toilet. She would sit down and open her legs then I would lean forward and have both hand on the wall behind the toilet and she would aim my penis to pee between her legs.
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My girlfriend’s farts are always silent and I really want to hear the sound of it one day. She announces every time she has to fart and I stick my ear next to her butt to listen. Maybe she’s trolling because sometimes she tells me that while I was away, she had the loudest fart ever.
