My boyfriend and I like to shower together. We’ll fill our mouths up with water and spit the stream onto each other. We call it Squirtle-ing.
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Have sex while her dog watches. I stare back most of the time.
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Earlier in the relationship, I let out a long-winded fart and followed it up with an “I love you”. With that, I convinced her that every time I fart it means “I love you”. 2 years in and I get away with farting all day long and she responds with “I love you too”.
