A few weeks ago I was straddling him and trying to woo him, or whatever. He had been roasting a walnut in his mouth for probably ten minutes, and I didn’t notice because he has a huge mouth so he was being super stealth about it. He looked me square in the eye and launched the walnut into my cleavage and I honestly just froze because I didn’t know how to react. That’s more weird than gross, I guess.
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My SO sticks his tongue up my nose. And once he sneak attacks me, he has to balance it out by doing it to the other nostril, too.
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My wife & I live in the mountains of N.E. Tennessee & can not see the road, much less neighbors. In warm weather, when it’s raining we like to go out in the yard, strip naked & take our showers in the rain. It’s amazing how free and alive it makes you feel to dance naked in the rain. The “grossest thing” about it ? Well we are 60 yrs old and I’m sure the younger people will say “Ewwwwe !” Never-the-less we love each other very much, we are still beautiful to each other and we get to be buck naked in our own yard without neighbors calling the law. Ya’ll try that and see what happens where you live.
