Ban(d)jo
Sober me found that drunk me (and possibly my roommate) thought buying banjos would be fun. It was. We each got one, certainly not the finest instruments, a regular 5-string banjo, and a banjitar respectively. We played them! Both of us are pretty avid musicians and there were already probably 16-17 string instruments in the house at the time, so what harm would a couple more do?
You bet your ass we learned dueling banjos.
No. The neighbors were NOT pleased.
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Kitty Fantastico
Verbatim description from Amazon: “Funny Cute Cat Dressed as Rambo with Gun Riding a Glowing Red Eyes Fire Breathing Unicorn Mouse Pad”.
Had no clue I bought it until it arrived…. I laughed my a** off and then slipped it onto a coworkers desk as a gift when she was traveling for work. She came back, posted a pic of it on Facebook questioning who put it on her desk (under her mouse, for functional use) and, to this day, she’s never had a pic with more likes or comments.
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Bonehead Move
3/4 scale classroom skeleton. Mr. Bones has been to numerous parties and flea markets with us since, always happy to be there. In between, he hangs just inside the door of the house and greets visitors.
The day after I saw the “shipping confirmed” email and was rather harsh with myself about spending that much money, but now many years later it is one of the best things I ever bought.
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