Sobering Surprise
That time I drunk ordered dominos to be delivered at 1:30 pm the next day. My hungover ass woke up to pizza. It was one of my most brilliant life choices.
via spiderlegged
King (of Hong) Kong
I was losing my job because of some merger bullshit, but they announced the layoffs two months in advance so I could plan ahead.
I was drunk as hell, looking at job sites and getting depressed and said: “Fuck it! I’m going to Hong Kong for two weeks and I’ll deal with this shit when I get back!” (Why HK? I dunno, I was drunk.)
I went to cancel my ticket the next day (within the 24-hour window you get), but I researched the dates I’d be there and it was the same week as the Hong Kong 7s rugby tournament so I kept the ticket.
Ended up being one of the best two weeks of my life. Hiking, swimming, exploring the city, gambling in Macau. I went on dates with girls from Australia, Canada, England, China, and Hong Kong; all through the miracle of Tinder. I got a free 3-day ticket to the Hong Kong 7s from a girl who got them free from her work. I ate incredible food. I visited the Fuji Building and got the courage to ring a doorbell. Then I promptly exited the building because I felt so creepy. I got drunk and lost a bunch of money at the horse track. I got to ride on a free party trolley with beer, sponsored by the HK tourism board. And I made a couple lifelong friends. I love Hong Kong.
Still looking for a good job though.
via peteisneat
Improv Everywhere
An Improv Level 1 class. I still play in shows regularly.
via PsychedelicNoodles