When considering a pet, most people take the traditional dog or cat route. Dogs are soft, always happy to see you, and literally save lives. Cats are…uh…soft (can you tell I’m a dog person?) Either way, both critters are guaranteed to cheer you up when you’re feeling down. As are parrots, apparently.
Or at least this particular parrot. Meet Barney the African Grey, who literally has more talents than I do. He belongs to Katie Louis, who has been generous enough to share videos of Barney’s antics with the world, and to call them “impressive” would be a grievous understatement.
Barney can whistle, sing, dance, and act. He can count, do a killer Yorkshire accent, and has a devastating sense of humor. Don’t believe me? See for yourself:
Gonna do a thread of my parrot:
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Starting off strong with this video but it doesn’t really get any better than this pic.twitter.com/5XILfp4SJD
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Here is Barney dancing:
Fun pic.twitter.com/91nHnU8wH4
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Here he is singing:
More fun pic.twitter.com/ouhIUISDtj
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Here’s Barney saying hi:
How’d you do?? pic.twitter.com/akd0hYY0Vg
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And here he is…doing I’m not sure what:
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Here is Barney learning to count:
https://twitter.com/katielouis6/status/1002964406429536257
Katie says that it usually takes Barney only a day to start saying things he’s heard, and that “he usually practices it whilst you aren’t in the room cause he thinks you can’t hear him.”
And here is Barney singing “Jingle Bells” (MY PERSONAL FAVORITE):
https://twitter.com/katielouis6/status/1002964806389952512
Barney, responding to his name:
Whaat pic.twitter.com/iNfrsssPa0
— katielouis6 (@katielouis6) June 2, 2018
Barney, singing and dancing to Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You”:
Another Christmas special pic.twitter.com/MJX9DpQQUk
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Here’s Barney making cool clicking noises:
Ok? pic.twitter.com/JMDp2sVQfu
— katielouis6 (@katielouis6) June 2, 2018
And here he is biting Katie’s nose (he’s over it.)
Violence isn’t the answer pic.twitter.com/4q5k3NuPNg
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Barney, being a loveable weirdo:
A summary of this video: he’s holding one of his feathers and saying “tickle barney” whilst gently tickling his stomach pic.twitter.com/hb9Q4rNM3L
— katielouis6 (@katielouis6) June 2, 2018
Barney, checking in on his owner in a voice that SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE A REAL PERSON:
“You alright love?” pic.twitter.com/BZulIRIipf
— katielouis6 (@katielouis6) June 2, 2018
Whatever is happening here:
Me. pic.twitter.com/fCaule2S4o
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And here:
https://twitter.com/katielouis6/status/1002968860587421696
A continuation of “no biting love” pic.twitter.com/xflXWHjora
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Here’s Barney having to go:
https://twitter.com/katielouis6/status/1002969793778126848
And here’s Barney failing:
— katielouis6 (@katielouis6) June 2, 2018
Here is a very impressive video of Barney singing the intro theme to ‘Spongebob Squarepants’:
He tried his best pic.twitter.com/k5eQqXKCuQ
— katielouis6 (@katielouis6) June 2, 2018
People on Twitter simply cannot get enough of Barney’s sass and talent.
When a Twitter user asked Katie how she manages to teach Barney so many words and tricks, she responded by saying, “Honestly barney just picks things up like really fast so I don’t have to teach him usually.” She adds, “Try starting with small words and say them about 25 times. If your bird shakes its head violently it means he’s taken it in “