11. Sometimes you just can’t wear things you want to wear:
12. It isn’t that unusual to find baby animals in your ginormous cups:
…or adult animals.
13. This inevitable catch-22:
14. Dropping sharp objects into the crevice:
15. You’d probably follow Pennywise into a sewer for this:
16. You both appreciate and sympathize with this tattoo:
17. This accurately summarizes what jogging is like for you:
18. And you are more than familiar with being “impaled”:
19. Finally coming to terms with this:
20. No trip to the beach is complete without digging boob holes: