16.
I had sex with a guy I met at a party and passed out in his bed. When I woke up at 3 am, he sat up and said, “You’re still here?
17.
I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, “Just what the pussy ordered” as he entered me.
18.
I was on a second date with a guy. Things got a little handsy and he pulled down his pants to reveal a micro-penis. He then smiled and asked me to be his girlfriend.
19.
While in the shower with my boyfriend, I tried to heat things up by washing his knob with my loofa. He couldn’t stop laughing and eventually laughed so hard that he slipped and fell. He now has a bruised butt while I have a missing toenail from catching his fall.