Trump Had A Shouting Meltdown On Fox News And Immediately Regretted It

This morning Trump took a break from his heavy schedule of watching Fox News to call into… Fox News. He gave a “wide-ranging” interview and by “wide-ranging” I mean he ranted like a lunatic about every conceivable annoyance rattling around in his head.

The interview got off to an awkward start, with Trump claiming he was calling in because it’s Melania’s birthday (weird). When the Fox & Friends crew asked him what he got her, he said ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

He also claimed credit for the right-wing media’s decades-long attempt to undermine mainstream media:

The Fox & Friends hosts seemed pretty bored as they tried to get a screaming Trump on another subject and then off the phone entirely:

Eventually they cut him off because they were sure he had lots of work to do (lol).

The whole interview was pretty unhinged, even for Trump.

Twitter went off:

Trump somehow managed to make his legal troubles worse, both by admitting Cohen represented him in the Stormy Daniels matter (which Cohen says Trump was unaware of) and by claiming Cohen isn’t really his attorney:

Stormy Daniels’ attorney definitely noticed:

And so did the US Attorney’s office for the Southern District of New York, investigating Michael Cohen:

LOL whoops.