The Family That Scares Together
My dad always told me he was terrified of mice and rats so we couldn’t go to Chuck E Cheese. I legitimately believed that until my cousin told me her dad (my dad’s twin) had said the same thing.
My dad also told me there were monsters in our basement so I wouldn’t go down the stairs and hurt myself.
And one time, he paused saying goodnight to me and said “huh, thought I heard something in your closet. Oh well, night!”
He was awesome. I’m totally doing all those when I have kids.
hometowngypsy
The No-No Button
My dad always told me, that if I press a certain button on our remote control our tv would explode. As I grew older, I was curious and pressed said button only to see he saved porn channels on this one
lisasavestheworld
Poor Kitties!
When we went to the store my mom used to tell, “Every time (you) touch something a kitten dies”
iamnos
