If you’re ever doing a little online shopping you know things can get a bit risky, you never know what you’re going to end up getting. Just recently, some couple ordered a few bins from Amazon which ended up with 65lbs of weed in it. While online you’ll also come across some pretty strange ads, especially if they’re asking for nothing in return. More times than not online if something is free there is a damn good reason whether it’s a scam or just a piece of junk, you do get what you pay for. In this instance, one woman’s free advertisement was more of a cry for help than anything. Denell McCaul, from Michigan, was facing the difficult task of trying to find someone to adopt her rouge rooster. Yes, I said rooster.
FREE to good home. Well, any home really. At this point I don't give a shit what kind of home this inconsiderate jerk…
Posted by Denell McCaul on Wednesday, July 26, 2017
In her advertisement last week McCaul was pleading for someone to take her “inconsiderate jerk” of a rooster off of her hands. She has been pretty terrorized by this demonic bird or what she affectionately refers to as her “ASSHOLE ROOSTER.” Sadly, after reading her candid description of this evil creature, I’m just not sure if Denell is going to get any bites on this one.
FREE to good home. Well, any home really. At this point I don’t give a shit what kind of home this inconsiderate jerk goes to: ASSHOLE ROOSTER. He’s the perfect rooster if your alarm is broken and you need to be awake at 5:30 a.m. That is his only setting, 5:30. He has no snooze button but will be quiet just long enough for you to fall back to sleep and then he’ll start back up with his obnoxiouscock-a-doodle-doing right outside of your windows. It’s like he knows where you sleep and can zone in on that particular window. so maybe he has some sort of special x-ray vision where he can see sleeping people behind walls. He is also a perfect rooster if you want to start running… around your yard… while you’re trying to get away from him. He no longer goes after me as he is also an instructor of interpretive dance. Or at least that’s what I imagine it looked like as I went after him flapping my arms, jumping up and down, kicking at him, yelling and screaming, and swinging a mop in his direction. So, if you’re looking for an alarm clock with the only setting being 5:30 a.m., a personal trainer and a dance instructor, I have the perfect rooster that is able to fill all 3 of those positions FOR FREE! But you’re coming out to catch this asshole, I want to see your first interpretive dance lesson.
This is no regular rooster, my friends. This bird apparently comes with some form of superpowers, and the owner claims it has some X-ray vision powers. The rooster’s also a topnotch interpretive dance instructor as well. The advertisement she put out on this bird is pretty hysterical. I’m really hoping someone answered her call and came to her rescue. Can you ask for more in a rooster than superpowers, interpretive dance lessons, and a never failing alarm clock? I think not. Sadly, it seems that this big bad rooster is the one running this household.
One tough sell.
At this point, we can only wish you the best of luck! Our only hope is that Denell is living evil rooster free at this point. Hopefully, she’s been able to get a solid night of sleep, you deserve it after dealing with that feathery demon. Her advertisement has been shared by almost 70,000 people; this has definitely brought out a few laughs from the internet. It also brought got some folks reminiscing about their personal run-in with roosters. We’re just hoping this little guy found a more suitable home, whether he’s evil or not.
