The widow replied:
“He wanted to be buried with all his money, so I put it in there.”
Her friend responded:
“Are you crazy?! You buried that cheapskate with all of his fortunes?”
The widow replied said:
“Yes, I promised. I’m a good Christian, I can’t lie. I promised him that I would put that money in that casket with him.”
Her friend said:
“But he was rich, how did it all manage to fit inside that shoe box?”
The widow cleverly responded:
“Well, that was a problem. So I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check….”
Get that money, girl!
SAVAGE! I hope she hit the nearest male strip club and lived it up with boyfriends half her age. She deserves it after being married to such an insufferable human – granted this is a real story. I know it more than likely isn’t, folks, just try to enjoy the humor. I know that may be hard for some people nowadays. Still hoping this was real, also hoping she through a dance party on her miserable husbands grave.