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30 Shirts That Say It So You Don’t Have You

9. This “Live fast, pet dogs” shirt because–honestly what more do you need in life.

Jac Vanek

Available from Jac Vanek in sizes S-XL for $59.00.

8. This answer to any player or f*ckboy that your friends are dealing with printed on a t-shirt.

Fem Fetti

Available on Fem Fetti in sizes XS-XL for $26.00.

7. This “it’s too people-y outside” t-shirt, so you can have an excuse to stay home.

Look Human

Available from Look Human in sizes S-3XL for $16.99.

6. This “not today satan” t-shirt, because don’t f*ck with me.

Amazon

Available on Amazon in sizes S-2XL for $10.99.

5. It’s a beautiful day to leave me alone t-shirt, because I do not want to be bothered clearly.

Amazon

Available on Amazon in sizes S-2XL for $10.99.

4. This follow your dreams to bed t-shirt.

Amazon

Available on Amazon in sizes S-2XL for $10.99. 

3. This t-shirt that puts out the three big C’s for everyday life.

Amazon

Available on Amazon in sizes S-2XL for $17.99.

2. This “I speak fluent sarcasm” t-shirt.

Amazon

Available on Amazon in sizes S-2XL for $10.99.

1. This “raise hell” t-shirt.

Nasty Gal

Available from Nasty Gal in sizes S-L for $18.