25 A+ Responses To The News That Trump Likes Getting Spanked With A ‘Forbes’ Magazine

Details concerning President Trump’s very specific sexual kinks have recently been leaked, and you’re going to read them whether you like it or not! Last week, the Wall Street Journal reported that the president’s lawyer paid porn star Stephanie “Stormy Daniels” Clifford $130,000 to keep mum about a decade-old sexual relationship she had with Trump. A relationship that took place less than four months after Trump and Melania’s son Barron was born. Sad!

Multiple publications reiterated similar stories, pushing out previous interviews with Stormy on the tail of this explosive news. Publications which include Slate, The Daily Beastand InTouch. Most recently, Mother Jones acquired an email from 2009 between Stormy and political operatives from when she was considering a senate run in Louisiana (why not?)

Apparently, one 2009 email advised Stormy to go through her phone and see what contacts she had in there, noting that “potential donors included Steve Hirsch, the founder of an adult entertainment company; Theresa Flynt, the daughter of Hustler’s Larry Flynt; Frazier Boyd, the owner of a strip club chain; and Jenna Jameson, the so-called ‘Queen of Porn.’

“Also on the list: Donald Trump.” “Donald Trump? In her cell phone?” Democratic operative Andrea Dubé asked. “Yep,” the other consultant replied. “She says one time he made her sit with him for three hours watching ‘shark week.’ Another time he had her spank him with a Forbes magazine.”

I mean…you can’t make this stuff up (you 100% can, but let’s just take this at absurd face value, shall we?)

Anyway. Twitter went off.

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