Reason I canceled my trip to London is that I am not a big fan of Emilia Clarke having sold perhaps the best located and finest flat in London for “peanuts,” only to build a new one in an off location for 1.2 billion dollars. Bad deal. Wanted me to date long-distance-NO!
— Jared Rizzi (@JaredRizzi) January 12, 2018
Reason I canceled my trip to London is that I am not a big fan of Arsenal having sold perhaps the most talented and finest player in London (Alexis Sanchez) for “peanuts,” only to build a new one in for 1.2 billion dollars (Robo Alexis). Bad deal. Wanted me to watch a match-NO!
— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) January 12, 2018
Reason I canceled my trip to London is that Ringo won’t agree to follow me around the entire time singing Octopus’s Garden. Bad deal. Wanted me to cut ribbon-NO!
— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) January 12, 2018
Reason I canceled my trip to London is that I am not a big fan of hanging with “commoners.” I wasnt invited to dine with the Royal Family and I will have to slum it in a regular hotel rather than sleep in a palace. Bad deal. NO! https://t.co/Zuvq4tP9yc
— Charlie Fox (@CharlieFoxMusic) January 12, 2018
In my own case, I cancelled my London trip because they refused to coronate me as deputy Queen.
— M. Idris (@Bmidris) January 12, 2018
I cancelled my trip to London because I'm told snails do not wear hats there. This is a valid and understandable reason.
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) January 12, 2018
Reason I canceled my trip to London is that John Cleese did not participate in the 1974 season of Monty Python's Flying Circus, yielding episodes that were more narratively cohesive and ambitious but lacking his unique and intangible comic sensibility-NO!
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) January 12, 2018
Reason I canceled my trip to London is that I am not a big fan of a possible Genesis reunion without Peter Gabriel. A tour with just Phil, Mike, and Tony? Bad deal. Want me to pay for that-NO!
— Brendan Smith (@blacksab67) January 12, 2018
Reason I canceled my trip to London is that I am not a big fan of the way they insert "u" into words that work perfectly fine without it. Colour-NO!
— Schooley (@Rschooley) January 12, 2018
Reason I canceled my trip to London is I disapprove of the Norman Conquest.
— Robert Rio (@RobertRio22) January 12, 2018
Reason I canceled my trip to London is that the amount of people that would have crowded the streets in protest would have been 100 X the amount that were present at my inauguration. Bad deal. Wanted me to cut ribbon-NO! #TrumpVisit
— jessica catherine (@allthatjazz_1) January 12, 2018