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My portable masturbation machine is a hand held unit
— let me be your ass (@mattytalks) April 22, 2015
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Whoever's making my voodoo doll masturbate to Man vs Food reruns, please stop. This is scaring me.
— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) July 25, 2013